Ungodly intercourse.
on July 13, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Location: Final battle wasteland
There’s a real Man of Steel vibe here, what with being surrounded by death and jokin’ about how we’re gonna be banging it up real soon. Good show, Jason. Please change.
Anyway, somebody catch up Sal on what’s going on. I think she missed a few episodes.
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Please change, Jason. But try not to change into Dumbiverse Jason. He’s kind of a wanker too.
I think being kind of a wanker is part of what defines Jason
“Walky? Cheese, what happened?? …wait”
Yea see Sal, walky got SHOOPed into the cheese
Wait, so how does she know Wally is in the Cheese?
Yeah, I don’t understand how Joyce could know this too.
*Vaguely wave hands* Faith!
It’s one of her unenumerated abductee powers.
Narrowly escaping gruesome death tends to put procreation on your mind. It’s not pocket rocket science.
So what happened to David Powers’s soul? We didn’t see him along the other deceased characters. Did he pass on to the afterlife?
Still inside the Cheese along with Walky and Head Alien.
Yyyyyeah, the rhythm of the story may have been calling out for a little humor to release some tension here, but man, Jason, way to make someone else’s death all about you, SECONDS after they died. It’s not like he didn’t give you something to work with: seeing his parents in his last seconds of life seems like a pretty good starting point for a eulogy.
Although, to be fair, Sal didn’t exactly cover herself in glory by just kinda standing there and forgetting her super-strength until her love triangle got resolved by gravity. Perhaps Tony’s body would’ve given out one way or another, perhaps Sal wouldn’t have had the leverage to make much difference, but (cough) we’ll never know NOW, will we? I’m just saying, killing Tony seems to have become a habit of Sal’s.
He might have been alluding to the fact that both he and Tony both dated Sal at some point. But yeah, Jason, the world doesn’t revolve around you.
Please, PLEASE let someone make a poop or Nachito or Taco Bell joke and then Walky wakes up
Yeah, you would think that Joyce would know what works with Walky by now.
Jason: Oh hey tony just died, death by snu snu! Hurr hurr durr.