Buried within this tale of alleged sexual maturity is an author who didn’t want his main characters to fuck anybody else before they got together and fucked, because even though he had grown as a person tremendously in recent years, there was still a strong enough part of him that told him that fucking other people who you don’t marry kind of ruins things somehow, even though if you’d asked him about this at the time, he’d have claimed to disagree. ┬áSo, you know. ┬áConsider that context when you read Walky’s series of convenient denials here.

also jason’s hand in the third panel looks like his schlong hangin’ out of his fly