Something wrong has been going on
on July 26, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Nostalgia
Characters: Hamburger Helper Guy, Jason Chesterfield
Location: Hamburger Helper Guy's condo
ISN’T SOMEONE GONNA CLEAN UP THE HAMBURGER HELPER
ISN’T SOMEONE GONNA CLEAN UP THE HAMBURGER HELPER
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I have a lot of those “need a hint” moments lately
Joyce is coming home!
HEAVE!
So…
Sal won me over so fast.
Sal says to set off the charges
I’m Ho-ome!
That TRAMP!
And then the sperm
You don’t have to stay
I’ve informed the police and they’ll leave us alone.
The Hamburger Helper will never be cleaned up. It will just stay there on the floor forever.
Wait, are we talking about Mr. Hamburger Helper Guy or his hamburger helper?
I’m imagining that Hamburger Helper Guy has peed all over the floor.
The Hamburgler Helper guy got a reduced sentence for turning state’s evidence.
“Look, Hamburger Helper Guy, I know you know that I won’t kill you. That still leaves your kneecaps on the table.”
“Actually, my kneecaps are on my knees.”
“THAT. CAN. CHANGE.”
Not sure if it’s a reference from a movie or you just made it. Anyway, if Jason said something like that, it would make himm cooler.
A plan two decades in the making
Go, monkey, go!
Jason, you didn’t get a costume!
Kill shot
Eesh
Originally posted:
November 12, 2002
Actually, November 13th, 2002
This guy looks so fucking tired.
You would too if you had to eat hamburger helper.
Who hamburger helps the Hamburger Helper?
… Is he looking at us?