My first reaction to this was “what? Sunday comics on a Sunday?” which should tell you everything you need to know about how my brain’s doing at the moment.
Perfectly fine, Mr. Iguana.
Now, please tell this goat to leave. I know you can read this Mr. Iguana, stop flying. I know you can’t understand me when I talk, but looking away when I type is very rude! Tell the goat to stop eating my Couch! Mr. Iguana? I’m sorry I called your mother a horse. I know now that she is a very pretty pony and you are lucky to have her. Mr. Iguana? Mr. Iguana? Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeee.
Also I’d say announcing loudly that you’re growing facial hair for the express purpose of getting women to sleep with you while striking dramatic poses is pretty over-the-top.
I wouldn’t say its over the top. When I went to school I used to loudly announce plans for talking over the world in the student union building… looking back that may have been a bit much…
Indeed. Let’s see.
It was their second year when Joyce was abducted, right? And it’s their third year now, right? We had the summer vacation to Mount Rushmore where Billie and Danny hooked up. So that was three months by itself. Assuming that Joyce got taken in spring and that this is still fall, then it’s been at least four months as possibly as much as six.
If Joyce was taken in the fall, then it’s been almost a year since Ruth died.
The real question is if it’d be a TG comic like Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki or Magical Girl Neil, or if it’d just be “like a magical girl, just as a guy.”
The orange is a lighting effect, same as the orange down the side of his head and hand. (Though I’ve gotta admit, my first take was that he’d been snorting Cheetos.) I’m guessing the darker pixels are probably scanning artifacts.
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My first reaction to this was “what? Sunday comics on a Sunday?” which should tell you everything you need to know about how my brain’s doing at the moment.
Perfectly fine, Mr. Iguana.
Now, please tell this goat to leave. I know you can read this Mr. Iguana, stop flying. I know you can’t understand me when I talk, but looking away when I type is very rude! Tell the goat to stop eating my Couch! Mr. Iguana? I’m sorry I called your mother a horse. I know now that she is a very pretty pony and you are lucky to have her. Mr. Iguana? Mr. Iguana? Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeee.
Mr. Random, earning his name.
Also I’d say announcing loudly that you’re growing facial hair for the express purpose of getting women to sleep with you while striking dramatic poses is pretty over-the-top.
More than climbing the building to get to them?
I wouldn’t say its over the top. When I went to school I used to loudly announce plans for talking over the world in the student union building… looking back that may have been a bit much…
You went to school with Galasso, didn’t you.
Possibly they went to school in Canada.
It is a strange and terrifying place.
I hear more women complaining about kissing men with beards than being attracted by them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UlzQ-bao3Q&t=58
“What?” “Nothing, really. Just remembering how Ruth died, what, three days ago? Remember?” “NOPE HAVE A TWINKIE”
^^^ PLUS WUN.
More like several months ago, but hey.
Indeed. Let’s see.
It was their second year when Joyce was abducted, right? And it’s their third year now, right? We had the summer vacation to Mount Rushmore where Billie and Danny hooked up. So that was three months by itself. Assuming that Joyce got taken in spring and that this is still fall, then it’s been at least four months as possibly as much as six.
If Joyce was taken in the fall, then it’s been almost a year since Ruth died.
can’t i have anything my own
runs away sobbing
You can have lots of things. They’ll just all be wrong.
I’d say that doing magical girl poses over how your facial hair will get you all the ladies is a little over-the-top.
I never knew how badly I wanted a comic following the adventures of Magical Guy Joe until now.
His wand is in his pants.
The hammer is his penis.
The real question is if it’d be a TG comic like Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki or Magical Girl Neil, or if it’d just be “like a magical girl, just as a guy.”
At least we know that Joe can in fact grow some bitchin’ facial hair.
It is definitely bitchin’ in the future. At this point in time I vaguely recall it being a bit patchwork.
[or maybe I just think that’d be funnier]
man, there’s the nearly PUA joe we all know and know!
Danny, you’re the most over-the-top. Quit being a kettle.
Danny is just what Joe needs to keep him (somewhat) grounded.
To bad a bit of Joeness doesn’t rub off on Danny.
Joeness only rubs off on the ladies, LADIES.
And the occasional Hostess product.
Just realized they’re there. What’s with the three pixels of darker color on Joe’s hand?
Or the orange on his nose.
The orange is a lighting effect, same as the orange down the side of his head and hand. (Though I’ve gotta admit, my first take was that he’d been snorting Cheetos.) I’m guessing the darker pixels are probably scanning artifacts.
The orange is his nostril.
YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE
So Joe’s going to turn into an evil Grand Vizier?
Originally posted:
October 24, 1999