When Head Alien was deciding what superpowers to give his collection of abducted preschoolers, there’s only two possible rationales he could’ve used for Joe: either he was banking on a second generation of abductees and neglected to account for condoms, or he knew jack-all about human development and figured wee Joe’s fear of cooties would be a way to manipulate him later down the line. This is what you get for playing favoritesbeing lazy, HA.
Loading ...
Random girl: But, I thoughy I was special…
Joe: Yes you are special…you and the other 27 are special.
‘You are the 28th most special girl I know.’
that’s what she s–
…wait…
Beat me to it.
Joe: “27! I still have 27 women to go!”
Guy buying Huggies: “In a row?”
Try not to fuck any girls on the way to the parking lot!
When Head Alien was deciding what superpowers to give his collection of abducted preschoolers, there’s only two possible rationales he could’ve used for Joe: either he was banking on a second generation of abductees and neglected to account for condoms, or he knew jack-all about human development and figured wee Joe’s fear of cooties would be a way to manipulate him later down the line. This is what you get for
playing favoritesbeing lazy, HA.…so when do we get to see her in DoA?
Originally posted:
November 22, 2001
Nah, Joe is dead. He’s just working his way through his 72 virgins.