How’s my boy?
on January 24, 2021 at 1:01 amChapter: Tales Told out of School
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
the walkertons are getting passive-aggressive
the walkertons are getting passive-aggressive
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Sure, “passive”.
I’m low-key aggravated by “passive-aggressive” bc it’s apparently ALWAYS used wrong, and I don’t know the name for what it ACTUALLY is instead
also idk, I turned super neat (well, relative to before) after getting with my husband but I still keep clothes on the floor… only in front of my corner of the closet, though, and only the jeans I wear for the week (bc why bother washing them more often than that when I don’t go out)
Hang those up. The floordrobe should only be used for clean clothes.
From a guy who has been a teenager, then a bachelor, I’m offering the opinion that “only in front of (your) corner of the closet” really doesn’t qualify as “on the floor”.
My wife and I are well-matched about not getting all high-horse about the other’s housekeeping, but the result is that our separate and combined casual attitude for it means there is a lot which doesn’t get done quickly.
Foot in the door, clothes on the floor.
Typical Walky
I definitely can’t relate to this since I don’t leave my clothes on the floor.
What is the floor, if not the biggest shelf in your house?
I know. Right?
Oh, Walky.
Wait that’s NOT where I’m supposed to put it?
Walky: “I feel you have a firm grip around ‘Lil’Walky’! Is Mrs. Walkerton in the mood for some sexy fun times?”
Joyce: “Nope. Just wanted your full attention… and to remind you I have super strength too. Now…” *grip tightens* “Pick. Up. Your. Laundry!”
Walky: (whimpers) “Y-y-yes Mistress!”