Fourteen Tim Hortonses
on August 25, 2018 at 12:01 amChapter: Anomalie
Characters: Joe Rosenthal, Robin DeSanto
Honestly, “fourteen Tim Hortonses” also accurately describes Columbus, Ohio. That’s what happens when Wendy’s buys them and Wendy’s owns your town.
Because Tim Hortons is delicious!
Having that many Tim Hortonses in Columbus should be a GOOD thing.
If we’re talking about towns owned by companies then I don’t think one owned by Wendy’s isn’t as quite as bad as one owned by Disney (A.K.A: Anaheim California)
Try an entire region. Most of Central Florida belongs to the Disney Rat.
Jesus Christ what kind of world are we living in when the biggest mob boss in American history is a fucking Cartoon Mouse.
Could be worse! The President could be a delusional fascist less ethical than comic-book supervillains, installed in office by Russian tampering in the American democratic process!
… Oh, wait. Shit.
Ah, see, you can tell Willis did his homework on this storyline. Did you know there are some works featuring Canadians where they DON’T have hockey sticks?
Blasphemy!
You can tell it’s Canada.
There’s not a zamboni in this storyline, is there? I call shenanigans on there not being a zamboni stuck in the drive-thru line at one of the fourteen Tim Horton’s in that town.
Last time I saw Josh Phillips, he was in fact wearing an Avalon jersey and holding a hockey stick, so I’m calling this Truth In Fiction.
(#avalon America vs. Canada Street Hockey Tournament in the parking lot at Genericon in like 2003, where I actually scored the winning goal for Team USA with a shot so inept that it completely threw off the goalie’s timing and kind of trickled into the net long after his block had moved on.)
I bet they are all wearing skates too.
I seem to remember that the last time that time unfroze in this place at the time that this comic ran was indeed May.
There were far too many “times” in that last sentence, sheesh.
I don’t think I realized during the initial run of this strip that everyone in this Tim Hortons wore hockey jerseys and carried hockey sticks, ha ha ha!
I somehow didn’t notice that the previous times I’ve read this storyline either.
In Georgia, one can sit in a Waffle House, look out the window and across the street, and wave to their friend… In another Waffle House.
Oh, hey! I forgot why early-model Robin was such a huge mistake!
I forgot this storyline catered to more than just one specific type of fetish.
I’ve actually been in that Tim Horton’s, or at least the nearest real-world equivalent. I went as a kind of pilgrimage on my way home from visiting some friends in Windsor. Sadly, Deirdre Bradley was nowhere to be found.
Wendy’s no longer owns Tim Hortons, btw. TH’s now shacked up with Burger King.
Many of the restaurants are still joint with Wendy’s though. Those aren’t breaking up any time soon.
I’m from Boston…substitute “Dunkin Donuts” with “Tim Hortons” and it describes this place to the T!
To the T, from the T, nowhere near the T… There’s always a Dunk’s around the next corner.
I just got back from a trip to Montreal and I can confirm Tim horton’s is everywhere
Yup, we use them to navigate. “Go down the street three Timmies, take a left, left again at the next Timmies, then past two Timmies and you are there. If you pass another Timmies you’ve gone too far.”