College Ho!, page 4
on September 13, 2012 at 12:01 amChapter: College Ho!
Location: Showalter Fountain
Meet Joyce, everybody.
And meet that fountain, why not. It shows up in Dumbing of Age as well. There are many, many campus legends surrounding it.
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Is this some kind of foreshadowing?
Yes.
Beautiful foreshadowing.
Those moments where I almost don’t regret finding Dumbing of Age first.
Is Joyce the only one sticking with the parents on this tour?
So Joyce’s parents don’t seem to have any problem with PMHP. What the hell did they do to their kid?
I really wanna answer that, but have a staunch personal rule against giving spoilers. Let’s just say nothing, and leave it at that.
I think you’re thinking of Walky’s parents, though. Joyce’s aren’t connected to that whole…thing.
Well, it could be because Joyce’s PARENTS weren’t exactly involved in making Joyce… Joyce. Not in this universe, anyway.
Perhaps they got married before they fountainfucked?
“The Fountainfucked,” that notorious Ayn Rand parody….
That legend is statistically improbable.
But not impossible.
“Nothing’s Impossible Mario. Improbable. Unlikely. But Neva Impossible.”
250 virgins on a campus of 25,000? In Indiana?? Oh… it’s possible. And in the fountain at 2am… just so they could say it happened to them? Even more likely.
Oh. It IS Sarah. *Evil cackle*
Sweet, innocent, turtlenecked Joyce. You shall learn. … So who wants to bet Mrs. Brown is already plotting to get grandchildren out of Joyce?
Eh, that plot element doesn’t really come up until late into It’s Walky. Joyce’s parents are kinda cyphers until then, and her dad is still pretty bland.
It’s weird seeing Mrs. Brown so young.
My condolences to Joyce.
Joyce’s parents seem fun, especially since I’ve seen their ‘Really Good Book.’
Every night? That’s very organized for college kids. Is there a sign-up sheet?
Nah. Everyone thinks it’s busy with the banging, so you only get one virgin a night. If they knew how quiet it was, you’d see more deflowering.
Haha, irony.
That’s nothing to be afraid of. Where I’m from, every single dorm in the university that I am currently doing my studies is always haunted. Some from someone committing suicide, others were killed.
Is the clipboard thinking?
It’s like the talking animals in Mark Trail.
No, that’s Sarah’s farts. They are cognizant of their surroundings.
Why now high school comics?
I assume you mean “why NO high school comics”? Those are not in continuity with these. Sly Sirs was its own entity, the end of which is pretty irreconcilable with the rest of the Walkyverse.
Wait, Sly Sirs? OMG, more comics! brb
Trust me, you don’t wanna do that.
I’m kind of wondering, now, what makes the ending of Sly Sirs irreconcilable with Roomies!.
As far as I’m concerned, Sly Sirs definitely is canon with Roomies. Might as well be afterall
Digidestined of Trust (good lord, what a name), I like your persistence. I mean, two comments above you, David Willis, the creator of all these comics, states unambiguously (and this is a direct quote, not that it’s even needed since you can still see his post):
“Those [Referring to Sly Sirs] are not in continuity with these. Sly Sirs was its own entity, the end of which is pretty irreconcilable with the rest of the Walkyverse.”
But you won’t let that stop you, because “it might as well be canon after all.”
Well to paraphrase Randy Milholland: “Sure, okay – I mean, you’re completely wrong, but okay!”
I have just now learnt this existed. Read it all now. Yeah it can’t work in continuity, but it’s interesting seeing you using Professor Doc and the Giant Mutants Frosted Honey Bun. The quality doesn’t bug me much.
I have no idea how many times those fish have been stolen. I’m just wondering how they get those things out!
Oh sal…
Wow. My college just had co-ed naked snow ball fights….
I guess some things don’t change, no matter what universe you’re in.