Bean Burrito
on February 14, 2021 at 1:01 amhappy valentine’s day
ALSO i think this is proof that Joyce and Walky! has gone on too long, as this feels like the sixteenth RECONSIDERING THE TERMS OF OUR FUTURE MARRIAGE strip, like, get a new punchline, jeez
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I mean this is all the payment-free stuff so, like, phone it in, why not
This is funny and all, but when did Willis change his avatar picture?
Today, apparently. Considering how immediately I noticed the change, I think I would have noticed it if it happened 24 hours ago.
He posted it on Twitter a couple weeks ago, but it only went up here today.
I had a “terms for divorce” for my husband (I am not serious about these):
– insists grilled cheese sandwiches are ONLY made with “plasticy” American cheese
– specifically drives AWAY from Pokéstops
– we are now literally the ONLY ones in BOTH our immediate families w/o a cat
I had some funnier ones but that’s all I remember rn
I REMEMBERED
– not a fan of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
– (big sandwich: $8 small sandwich 1/3 the size of the big sandwich: $7) “That’s why I get the small sandwiches!” “WHAT”
No court in the land would convict you.
Oh, yeah. You said divorce. Um, no one’s perfect?
Okay, I’m awake for no real reason in the middle of the night, so my comprehension may be at an ebb, but:
Can you explain the cat one?
1. I want a cat
2. He doesn’t
3. Literally EVERYONE ELSE in our families has a cat
I want a cat, but my place doesn’t have a double entry so every time I open the door I’d worry about it slipping out and getting run over.
If cats are raised indoors as kittens, they are generally afraid of the outdoors, all of mine were. The one exception was a stray that adopted us, he went outside on a rope, and he was fine with that.
How many Taco Bell jokes have there been in Joyce and Walky! already?
But they’re so flexible! You can come up with hundreds of Taco Bell jokes by making different combinations of just a few ingredients!