Abstinence Poster Children
on July 7, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Dancing Around the Issue
Location: Squad 128's apartment
Suddenly Ryan Phillipe shows up to try to seduce both Joyce and Walky in order to win a bet with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Suddenly Ryan Phillipe shows up to try to seduce both Joyce and Walky in order to win a bet with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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“Joe, don’t you have girls to bang”
Play with the guns
Found the girl
Into the hospital
ah’m gonna kill you all, don’t @ me
Hey, there’s Walky.
Different
Here’s the plan
Wiggle my butt
Oh Hopefully Non-Angsty One
Tabloid Today
I have to do SOMETHING
This is our course of action
Settled in Indiana
It’s summer!
A National Preserve
I guess Squad 128 is deciding to take a vacation in a national park in Indiana?
…I…
I-Is it over?
I’m so STUPID
Night in jail
Have fun!
Very, HIC, fun
A fluke
smooch
I usually go to Sal for things like this, but
Pesky Inner Feelings
Oh, what a night…late December, 1963…
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night
(but in this case, I’m sure Walky knows her name!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDxhugRKZ8g
Originally posted:
October 26, 2002
Aww, you misspelled abstinence.
Joe, don’t ….
… um….
…. pace-shame? Is that a word?
…..
Screw it, it’s a word now.
I’m honestly kind of surprised that the Ryan Phillipe thing wasn’t a Shortpacked plot arc.
Get the hose, Joe.
They aren’t even married!
Are you certain
Spray! Spray!
Life drawing
Wiigii!
Joe romance blocking people, the world is ending.
Those heart boxers don’t symbolize love. They symbolize a buffer between love & crotches.
See this is a scene were Joe is petty that I like.
I need my car keys.
Get off
You really leaving?
Information in her brain
How quickly you fall…