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I dream of Me-nnie

by David Willis on February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-10

I like this one.  It’s dumb and silly and tells us absolutely nothing except that I like to have fun with dream balloons, but I like it.

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Empty

by David Willis on February 9, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-09

My roommate at the time didn’t believe he could run out of gas.  I mean, he probably didn’t REALLY believe it, but he would emphatically state it to be true while his car hovered around empty, always further plunging towards […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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I look horrible!

by David Willis on February 8, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-08

No, Danny, that’s my job.  YOU FIRST.

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Freakin’ sketchbook

by David Willis on February 7, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-07

Mary’s starting to grate on my nerves, so BAM, she’s now an artist.  That’s a positive trait, right?  Meanwhile, Billie dares to imagine Danny in seasonally-appropriate attire, according to Satan’s wishes.

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Heavy sweatshirt

by David Willis on February 6, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-06

danny are you a never-nude

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Billie-ese

by David Willis on February 5, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-05

Billie-ese is a language that doesn’t have many words, and about half of them mean some form of alcohol.

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Where you headed

by David Willis on February 4, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-04

Malaya would fight Billie to the death for the honor of being able to “use” that car.  Well, she might if she weren’t like 8 years old or something right now.  And even so, Ultra Car would tell her to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Revoked

by David Willis on February 3, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-03

It is apparently Ultra Car’s eternal punishment to be surrounded by dumb gross horny jerks, whether she’s yet sentient or not.

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Aw-haw!

by David Willis on February 2, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-02

“Danny wouldn’t succumb to such sexual temptations, would he?  He’s DANNY, after all.  He got mad when hot girls crowded him in his bedroom.”

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Bunch of rednecks

by David Willis on February 1, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-01

Little town It’s a quiet village Every day like the one before Little town Full of little people Waking up to say… FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK  YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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