My freshman RA would post pictures of acceptable showers and unacceptable showers to get us to clean them. But worst of all if she found a floating (used) tampon in the toilet she would go out into the hall and the first person she saw (regardless of if they committed the crime) would have to fish it out. You learned to run from the bathrooms to your room.
No, wait, that’s how I would have dealt with it. At this point in Joyce’s development, simply being in the same room as a showering guy would cause her fragile mind to snap long before any urination was introduced. Whether that would result in unconsciousness or ultraviolence, I’m not sure.
Joyce has my same belief. If you have an issue, make it someone else’s problem.
This is why I’m so glad I got to use my own nasty shower instead of one in a dorm.
My freshman RA would post pictures of acceptable showers and unacceptable showers to get us to clean them. But worst of all if she found a floating (used) tampon in the toilet she would go out into the hall and the first person she saw (regardless of if they committed the crime) would have to fish it out. You learned to run from the bathrooms to your room.
Paper towels are your friend. Before you turn the shower on.
Only two people live in Joyce’s entire wing.
Nah, there’s more than that. It just seems that way because all the others are named Sara(h).
Sarah just had a close encounter with public hair.
In private, no less!
[Dodges firing squad]
No need. Completely know that feeling.
AAHHHHHH ewwwwww y’all ewwww
The guy in the shower stall next to me this morning started peeing. I wonder how Joyce would have dealt with this?
Whip a bar of soap at his junk?
No, wait, that’s how I would have dealt with it. At this point in Joyce’s development, simply being in the same room as a showering guy would cause her fragile mind to snap long before any urination was introduced. Whether that would result in unconsciousness or ultraviolence, I’m not sure.
Considering that this Joyce is an abductee? Ultraviolence, followed by unconsciousness – at best – for the offender.
Panel 3: dat ass… or is it Sal’s hair?
Even when Joyce isn’t trying she’s still getting on Sarah’s nerves. Her powers of being annoying are immense…
Originally posted:
February 25, 1999