Who DARES question DESTRO?!
on September 23, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Best Man
Location: Charleston, South Carolina
Jeez, proto-Shortpacked! much?
Here’s a strip about the 2002 Joe vs Cobra Destro and Robots in Disguise X-Brawn. Destro’s toy had a screamy face and an pointing finger hand and a cellphone. X-Brawn was a soccer mom van. They all seemed pretty domestic life-y, so I combined the two into a strip, the end.
Nobody else liked that Destro. I did. I still love that Destro.
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Originally posted:
January 6, 2002
Also,
Now I know where Crushestro came from too.
a whole soccer-mom SUV to vet the cat?
yeah, sounds about right
The cat is a cloned berber lion and the vet is Dr. Mindbender.
This is like the first unofficial Shortpacked! strip.
I know the toy image on the linked page is small, but it looks like Destro’s expression is less “I am furious” and more “oh god what did I just see? I didn’t mean to click on that link.”
FOOLS
Galasso must be a fan of Destro.
That’s what fools think. Galasso knows that Destro is a fan of Galasso.
I may just be judging from a place of nostalgia, but I personally think the second Destro figure from the late-’80s is the best sculpt though that is ruined by the gold. Destro should feel like holdover 19th century European aristocracy body wise and his head should be fairly minimalistic and flat in a brushed steel color (not matte gray, not polished chrome/silver, not gold) so as to fit his backstory.
Are you sure this isn’t Galasso in a Destro costume? After all, he does like to say “fools.”
Wait… Charlotte *WHERE* exactly, Willis?