The original story didn’t follow Joyce to the White House, but this new version does.
At first I was crankin’ along, drawing Bill Clinton, and then realized, oh, right, Clinton shows up on the very first new It’s Walky! page, and he should proooobably match that. And so I redrew his head. I liked my other one better, oh well.
I did not have sexual relations with THAT girl.
Wait. Is THAT why all the invaders on today’s page are from the fanservice squad?
He might have; it’s not like she’d remember if he did.
Quick, Mr Clinton, reveal yourself as Kodos so the aliens stop attacking.
GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY
Which President is that anyway?
Wow, just saw the Tags. Ignore me.
Ha. Hahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Walky even said he liked his original caricature of “Big Willie” better. This is the “2nd-best version”. Not all your fault for not recognizing him straight off.
For my part… I guessed Bill Clinton mostly because he doesn’t resemble any other recent presidents more than he does Clinton. I did wonder briefly if he was supposed to be a non-true-life fictional president.
So is he still gonna try to shove her under the desk?
It might be funnier if he had an actual non-sexual reason to do so, and it just SOUNDED super wrong because of the way Joyce decided to phrase it later.
Yea! 90s joke time in the comments. I was like 9 back then, and I still feel old compared to everyone on the internet now.
Bush I was still in charge when I was 9…
Reagan was still in his first term when I was 9.
LBJ was “not running” when I was 9.
Now we have found the patriarch of the board!
As far as feeling old on the internet goes, though, places like this and DOA have nothing on Tumblr. Sometimes I feel like half the people I am following are in their late teens.
On the upside, with young people around like the ones I follow there, it gives me at least a shred of hope for humanity.
JFK had just been shot, and LBJ had been President for less than a week when I turned nine.
And now he works in a toy store. Funny how things work out.
Maybe you should’ve re-redrawn the earlier page instead?
“I am the President. Also, who the hell are you?”
“I’m the bad enough dude sent to rescue you.”
+1
But the ninjas don’t show up until later!
The Secret Service was apparently just as effective at keeping intruders out back then as it is today!
Yeah, this whole thing is weirdly serendipitous, isn’t it?
Oh, and Clinton distracted me from mentioning that “I don’t want to punch brain-washed girls in the face!” is an absolutely wonderful line.
“…except Tomi Lahren.”
So that’s two US presidents I’ve seen you draw.