What the HELL is wrong with you?
on October 29, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Crash Course
Characters: Alan Rees, David Walkerton, Head Alien, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Mike Warner, Monkey Master, Tony McHenry
Location: Underwater Alien headquarters
Sorry, Head Alien, Walky’s attempting a speed run. It’s a smart idea, in the abstract.
I’m trying to figure out Head Alien’s interior designer. That green zigzag. Since this room has been demonstrated to have no fourth wall, it kind of looks like it’s a game show studio set. And now that I think about it, that’s kind of appropriate.
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This. Is. Jeopardy!
I’ll take whore ads for 200!
Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized yellow hat. It’s- It’s funny.
You better run, you better run
You don’t know what you’re in for
You don’t know, you don’t know what you’re in for
You better run, you better run
’cause you don’t know what you’re in for
Play with fire and you will get burned
Play with fire and you will get burned
Play with fire and you will get burned
Play with fire and you will get burned
Will get burned
Will get burned
Will get burned
Burned
dangit I miss the Related Comics, it was like a “Choose Your Own Random Comic” option!
like:
Linda. Mom.
I look horrible!
Got your stuff
Takin’ you away
Evidence
I like how Head Aliens is taken by the unpredictability of Walky’s actions. He so used to thinking he knows everything that’s going to happen that now that Walky’s going all wild card on him he doesn’t know what else to do than to just say, ” what the hell has gotten in to you” !
so yes, it turns out even the smart folks can’t understand pure idiocy
also, walky, you just admitted you have no time. why do you think HA is gonna then give you what you want rather than stall for the 3 seconds it’ll take for MM to turn up and… oh, your monologue took that long. dang. if only you where in a rush or something
If Walky does a double dash at the table-chair-thingy Alan’s on, he can clip through the floor.
It’s a good plan for all it is off-the-cuff. Monkey Master is going to destroy this base so HA really needs to run away. The only question remaining to be answered is whether the SEMME agents need to flee before they find Alan.
I suspect that Monkey Master probably has a frontal lobotomy in his near future after this fiasco.
I actually ended up taking Walky’s strategy to heart hear when I play tabletop RPGs: the way to defeat an enemy like HA is to not give him enough time to talk.
* here. Dammit, autocorrect.
Originally posted:
February 16, 2003