What size should we get?
on January 31, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: An It's Walky! Prophylactique
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: inconvenience store
ha ha walky’s adorable, he thinks they sell condoms primarily by size, like they’re t-shirts
And judging by Joyce’s reaction here, I can name ONE thing that’s not gonna be tagged “Oversized Comedy Prop.”
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Awww… Lil’ Walky.
… yeah, no, I can’t top that.
You win the cookie.
They do come in different sizes, but considering how much they can stretch, this is mostly a marketing gimmick.
They didn’t use to, and they don’t stretch as much as you think before they break. That’s how we got my first daughter.
They do stretch, but…
okay, fuck the cute innuendo. With a big enough dick, “regular” sized condoms will fit, but they are uncomfortably constricting, occasionally to the point of “pins and needles” down the leg.
Yep. Sex with my first sexual partner was an exercise in frustration. Putting the damn thing on was way too difficult and I always lost my erection in the meantime; virgin me had to wonder whether I had some sort of psychological issue with condoms. Obviously, that partner noped out of the relationship shortly after, but by the time a second partner appeared I had already learned about bigger condoms and it went out without a hitch.
As much a curse as a blessing, really.
Almost.
Size matters not? Well, I guess that depends on the woman.
Shouldn’t he know what size he needs? I mean, Joe only gave him the one condom but still, shouldn’t it have been on the wrapper? …man I honestly can’t picture the outside of an individual wrapper so I guess I just defeated my own point…
Given that Joe gave him the item in question, this suggests that he doesn’t know his size and has been cruising on autopilot assuming that it was right.
If the condom fits…
I think that Joyce is saying something like: ‘Leave that to me; I know.”
(spoilers)
…. IIRC what they end up buying, it SHOULD be tagged “Oversized Comedy Prop”.
I think the question/joke is, based upon Joyce’s response, how many (size of the box) not the size of the condom itself.
Vague spoilers ahead:
I remember reading this one and completely, COMPLETELY, missing the point of Joyce’s laughter until the next page clarified it. This was a subject I’d never seen addressed before.
I haven’t read the Slipshine’s due to be broke but shouldn’t Walky have the same size penis as he does in the Dummiverse?
Arguably no. I’ve never looked into what studies may exist about factors that specifically affect penis size, but there are most likely all sorts of epigenetic factors that affect the specifics just as there are for other parts of the body and we know that all sorts of things are different about his and his parents’ lifestyles between the two universes (both things that affect epigenetics).