What now, Scrawny?
on August 15, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: It's Walky! Hundred Dollar Theatre
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Monkey Master, Sal Walters, The Electric Man, Ultra Car
Location: power plant
LOOK! First there was Jason and then Monkey Master and then Sal and now it’s fan-favorite characters Danny, Ultra Car, and Joe! We keep on adding folks you wanna see to this story, one by one, in sequence, as if somebody (possibly the cartoonist???) wanted to pay his rent!
But for real, we’ve got Monkey Master and The Electric Man, who were originally Ultra Car bad guys, and Ultra Car had never actually faced them In Continuity. So of course we need her here. It’s just like old times, to which none of you here were actually privy unless you’re Bill, hey Bill
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better than SPOON!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
If you don’t, I’ll sic Thorace-bog on you! Er, I mean Thorax-and-a-bog. Four-yacks-and-a-dog? Ah! Laxative-log. Oh, what the hell, I’ll just send Susan after you.
The Mad Midnight Bomber, what bombs at midnight!
Evil. Not mad, EVIL.
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SPOOOOON
…Except of course SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES! I’M MAKIN’ GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’d like to see you try without FEET.”
Oh jeez I’ve stumbled upon the secret origin of Ultra Car wanting a human-shaped body.
When was Danny a fan favorite?
**makes a noise that is best left to the imagination but implies severe nausea**
There was a brief period when the only other character was Joe, who was introduced in the process of harassing women.
In DoA he’s not so bad, but in this comic universe not so much.
Who Bill? Me Bill? I’m guessing it’s me Bill. Yes, I was privy to Ultra Car doing all sorts of things in our youth. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more. Eh, squire?
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat! know what I mean, know what I mean?
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Wrong Bill.
Is the Bill of Rights also the Wrong Bill? Can it be, logically?
No I’m really lost.
I meant now.
Wait, there were people who considered this Danny a “Fan Favorite”?
Yeah, I also can’t comprehend that. From what I’ve seen he’s not horrible in the Walkyverse, but neither great.
If only there were some kind of humor where one would say one thing and mean the opposite! *looks grimly into the medium distance*