What are you trying to DO to me?!!
on July 2, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Coming Up
Location: Fateful highway
If Danny was having trouble with finding the courage to do the right thing, can we call what Mary’s doing right now “choking the chicken”?
I’ll see myself out.
Loading ...
I’ll call that Marying it up
But…
This is your house…
Dammit Willis! Not everything you made in your youth has to be a repressed dick joke!
….HOW is Danny destroying HER life? IF anything it’s the other way around.
People like Mary, whatever their ideological stripe (TERF, Christian, MRA, whatever) believe they’re really the only people who actually suffer and the consequences of their actions are evil punishment from people trying to ruin their lives.
… And yes, I’ve dealt with a lot of them. Mostly TERF or MRA rather than Christian, for whatever reason.
Man, Mary, assuming what you were going to say… kettle, meet pot.
(Not that I think Mary or Billie are that, or that anyone should ever be called that ever; I’m just pointing out that Mary’s a damn hypocrite).
Yep, she is in fact a damn hypocrite.
And this is why everyone hates Mary.
It gets worse. Later.
In a section I actually read but apparently blocked out.
Just out of curiosity as a geography obsessed Hoosier, which highway was the Fateful one? IN46?
Possibly. Whichever highway’s close and convenient.
So your response to Danny destroying your life –figuratively, mind you – is to literally kill Danny, and possibly everyone in the car, including yourself. That’s a genius plan right there.
‘If I’m going down, you’re all going down with me!’
Mary Bradford, moments before she kills six.
Five adults and one fetus.
Mo-mo-mo-mo-MOM-STER KILL
I’m not sure I’d classify Howard as an adult.
He is in college. People may not, but the state does.
Plus, the rest of the world goes out in a couple of years as collateral damage from [REDACTED]’s rampage without Danny to Dan up the whole Omicidal Maniac routine.
You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!
…is this the second time Howard’s touched a girl in the comic?
Not sure, but I’m reasonably certain this is as close to a girl’s crotch any of his hands have ever got (since he kept his sexual assault of whatsername above the waist).
So you hypothesize he was delivered by C-section?
Of course not. Nerds reproduce by budding. GAWD.
Kate Mulgrew, aka Captain Katherine Janeway.
Easy solution to Mary….open door and shove.
Encore.
~starts chanting~
Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!
Quite contrary!
…Well, she IS…
“You’re destroying my life!” – she screamed, choking the driver.
What.
Originally posted:
December 13, 1999