walky, moderate your sphincter
Once again Walky’s bowels ruin the moment.
Damn you, bowels, betraying your owner again!
Originally posted: March 15, 2002
Wait, isn’t being unable to control your bowel moments a sign of acting older? Like, a lot older?
Are you saying you still fart? How old are you, fourteen? Jeez, grow up.
Oh bull shit bowel movements don’t count they’re completely natural.
I think Walky’s failure of maturity here lay not with his bowels, but with his reaction to having farted.
No no, Willis, that’s “Bounce your sphincter.”
…Maybe that’s not such a good idea either.
Farts shouldn’t count, everyone does that, even mature adults.
Outgassing is perfectly natural and normal!
But “that didn’t count, now it counts” is pretty immature. As is succumbing to peer pressure into thinking it counts at all.
Can Walky start after midnight at least until after his gassy explosions stop?
Watch him do the double or nothing and fart again…
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Once again Walky’s bowels ruin the moment.
Damn you, bowels, betraying your owner again!
Originally posted:
March 15, 2002
Wait, isn’t being unable to control your bowel moments a sign of acting older? Like, a lot older?
Are you saying you still fart? How old are you, fourteen? Jeez, grow up.
Oh bull shit bowel movements don’t count they’re completely natural.
I think Walky’s failure of maturity here lay not with his bowels, but with his reaction to having farted.
No no, Willis, that’s “Bounce your sphincter.”
…Maybe that’s not such a good idea either.
Farts shouldn’t count, everyone does that, even mature adults.
Outgassing is perfectly natural and normal!
But “that didn’t count, now it counts” is pretty immature. As is succumbing to peer pressure into thinking it counts at all.
Can Walky start after midnight at least until after his gassy explosions stop?
Watch him do the double or nothing and fart again…