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on February 5, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Exposed
Location: Denver, Colorado
It’s just a giant weather balloon! It’s laserbeaming giant holes in buildings and there’s a spacesuited alien guy on top screaming “I OWN YOU!!!!”, but it’s just a giant weather balloon!
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Originally posted:
May 20, 2002
You must need to replace your F5 button a lot.
He’s talking to the balloon. As for the outfit, what would you expect from the kind of person who owns a weather balloon?
Ah, yes, the famous ABC logo, the letters “ABC” in all caps reverse-italic Arial Bold.
There’s a reason why Paul Rand is the best in the business.
I think the reverse-italic is from rolling shutter distortion. The camera chasing them is moving so fast it appears to lean.
And for some reason they dragged a studio camera out. I guess the station only has so many shoulder cameras, and that poor videographer drew the short straw today.
It’s a large cluster of plastic bags.
Plastic. Bags.
All hail the Glow Cloud
ALL HAIL!
It was clearly swamp gas from a weather balloon that got trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected light from Venus.
man in an ape suit
Weather balloon technology is so advanced these days.
Yeah, whenever people see something in the sky they have never seen before they assume it’s aliens.
Hey, I don’t see anyone else with a plan.
It’s actually Balloon Boy. He finally got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to actually be in the balloon this time, and arm the balloon with death ray lasers. Also, he apparently has a time machine.
Didn’t Dennis Duffy already try that?
Nowadays all you need is some flunky telling you about alternate facts…