The Wedding, Page 7
on September 2, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Head Alien, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Robin DeSanto
Location: The Wedding Church
It’s too bad Historical Jesus Christ wasn’t invited. After seeing that cross fall, he’d probably pump his fist and say YEAH!!
I imagine he’s not fond of them.
Anyway, hey, look, a character appears in the wreckage. They have a round head! Who could it be???
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Is it Neila Deah?
Someone spoke now or forever held their peace, I see
I think if someone speaks now they are emphatically not forever holding their peace
The way I hear it always feels like a combo command, “SPEAKNOWORFOREVERHOLDYOURPEACE” y/n
The ambiguity of the silhouette in the bottom right is a nice touch.
Like, obviously, it’s not meant to disguise who it is, but it does do a nice job of representing both characters at once.
I mean, the tags kinda reveal it – but without the tags, and compounded by certain other events going on in Shortpacked!, it was rather more convincing.
Dexter and Monkey Master presents: WEDDING SMASHERS
Honestly kinda wish that had been the storyline title.
I’m assuming Headorothy’s plans don’t involve a shrimp-powered doomsday device, though, so it probably makes sense not to use that title here.
Would Historical Jesus Christ also throw down his blue sash to the floor?
It is Faz! The festivities may begin!
Like, obviously it’s Faz.
Clearly, it’s Sydney Yus.
It’s obviously Bloodrose, in her first ever appearance.
Historical Jesus probably isn’t fond of crosses but I think he’d find them a-okay compared to those crucifixes with Jesus on the cross.
A gathering with all the surviving members of Semme, the perfect time to attack!
It’s clearly Sarah, here to ruin Joyce’s big day.
Wait hold up, was it Head Alien the whole time in this part, not HAII?
It was confirmed a while back that the one possessing Dorothy isn’t Head Alien II, so while it hasn’t been explicitly confirmed to be Head Alien I yet I don’t think it’s too big of a leap to say that’s who it is.
Darn, I was expecting the Kool-Aid man.
Charlie Brown? Seymour from Sinfest? Jack? Stewie Griffin in slight profile?