The Wedding, page 3
on August 29, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, Becky MacIntyre, D.J. Wilcox, Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Jason Chesterfield, Jennifer Billingsworth, Joe Rosenthal, Leslie Bean, Mike Warner, Robin DeSanto, Sal Walters, Stephen Wilcox
Location: The Wedding Church
And our final Groomsman and Bridesmaid have arrived. Dang, Billie’s head looks twice as large as Danny’s, wtf.
In the pews there’s Mike and his Plus One, Leslie and the two Wilcoxen she’s babysitting, and Rando Dude. An identical Rando Dude seems to be in the back pew in panel one? Look, I only have so many Rando Dude designs.
WHAT IS WALKY LOOKING AT
Someone has stolen Robin’s nose since yesterday. One of the Rando Dudes, I suspect.
Nah, it was DEFINITELY Stephen Wilcox. That baby has a devious little mind.
Danny never should’ve gotten his nose, now Stephen’s devoted his life to replacing it. He created a monster.
Briefly thought that Becky was Joyce up there and did a double take. From that distance her freckles aren’t visible, her dot eyes don’t read as not-Joyce because Joyce would probably have dot eyes too from that distance, and in greyscale we can’t see the hair color difference.
I’m gonna assume the two Rando Dudes are identical twins, related to either Joyce or Walky somehow. Leslie is Best Mom, not that there was ever any doubt. And I love that even Mike can’t help but smile a little (I suppose this could be Drunk Mike, but it’s more meaningful if it isn’t).
As for what Walky’s looking at, I’m gonna guess it’s probably Joyce entering the room, walked down the aisle by Hank.
Anti-Head Alien is walking her down the aisle.
I am already compliling a massive backstory explaining why Rando Twins are sitting as far apart as possible.
I’m 99% sure that’s why Becky’s hairstyle was completely different from Joyce’s from day one over in DoA. Even though her hair is a completely different color, cartoon characters should have distinctive silhouettes.
And yeah, hopefully that’s a genuine Mike smirk. Maybe we’ll see Drunk Mike at the reception.
Yeah I had the same confusion as you.
Wedding Party:
– Next-door neighbour
– Groom’s sister
– Groom’s psuedo-sister
– Groom’s sister’s ex
– Bride’s would-be ex
– Joe
I feel like they should have let go of keeping to the traditional women on the bride’s side, men on the groom’s side set-up and swapped most of the wedding party. Make Sal Walky’s Best Sis, put Joe on Joyce’s side, switch Danny and Billie, Jason and Becky can stay where they are.
It’s just Billie’s hair, plus the fact that Danny has a long face and Billie a round one and we’re seeing him from straight on while’s she got her head partly turned, making it look wider. If you measure them with your finger or whatnot, they’re actually fairly proportional.
I like Mike’s not-smile. Though he may just have got a wonderful evil plan to screw with Danny and Billie.
Les looks like she’s got a Hitler ‘stache.
“Cross your fingers that this isn’t a universe where I’m someone punchable, like Hitler or Donald Trump.”
(not linking because that story’s getting rerun on this site later)
The second rando dude has a slightly pointier nose, making him totally distinct.
All the other wedding guests seem to be friends or family of somebody, so I wonder who the rando dudes are friends or relatives to. And I’m guessing maybe they’re twins or something.
Hey wait a minute, why does today’s comic have tomorrow’s date in the file name?
Could be Willis thought there was another page between the last one and this one, but turned out to be wrong. Guessing the site doesn’t allow you to change filenames after they’re uploaded.
Watchin’ them tags LIKE A HAWK. For no good reason, since I already know what I’m looking for.