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on October 26, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: It's...
Characters: David Walkerton, Head Alien, Joyce Brown, Mike Warner, President Bill Clinton, Sal Walters, Steve Walkerton, Tony McHenry
Location: Washington D.C.
Sure, a weather balloon, why not. It seems like the done thing.
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well, happy new year to them
It was just plastic bags.
“There are no aliens in DC,” he said. “And if there were, they’d be sweet little aliens with big, meaningless eyes and tongues like flypaper!”
Jason is attempting to mentally strangle Walky in that fourth panel
What about Socks, Bill? Is Socks fine? OH MY GOD, IS SOCKS FINE?!
My name’s David McGuire and I’m soooo ollld. Look at how old I am!
My name’s David McGuire and I’m super young.
Yup, Walky’d never fall for ‘that’.
And no one was hurt in the ‘alleged incident that never took place anyway’.
Head Alien: “dear live journal, my master plan that had 20 year in the making was ruined by some punk lab rat kid that I could killed at any time before today but didn’t . why am I so careless I don’t know I’m just surprised that I got away while everyone was just standing there starring out into space.
And thus ends the brief period in time where Jason actually liked Walky
I wondered how Joe would explain suddenly waking up in Washington DC on New Year’s Day.
Turns out that Jan 1st, 2000 was a Saturday– New Year’s Eve was a Friday night. Probably he chalked it up to a wild celebration gone horribly, horribly wrong.
“Yeesh, did the Aliens crash the party?
…Again?
…At least I didn’t wake up next to one this time.”
Is that Ninja Rick standing in the background of the last panel?
PRESIDENT Ninja Rick, Emancipator of the Ninjas.
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OH COME ON, WALKY, YOU WERE SO COMPETENT BEFORE!
If you tell anyone that you saw anything other than THE PLANET VENUS, you’re a dead man!