Sometimes I lay awake at night
on January 17, 2013 at 12:01 amMy freshman year roommate watched at lot of Jerry Springer. It’s something I never really caught on to.
…I am not entirely certain I really knew what “bisexual” meant at the time. I probably just thought it sounded scandalous.
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So if someone told you being bi was sort of like being a nerd or something, you might have said yes?
That’s okay. When I was little I thought it meant someone who’d had a sex change. Because then they’d have had two sexes, and bi means two, right?
Don’t know why I knew about sex changes at that age, but there you go.
Maybe she eloped away from her parents and is meeting englishmen in bars.
Maybe her parents were killed by aliens and her life’s about to go into a downward spiral of angst and unhappy revelations!
Oh come on, that’s far too obvious.
Your way off…she doesn’t meat englishmen in bars until after she meets Danny again.
Meet not Meat.
How do you know Jason was the first Englishman she met in a bar?
You may have been right the first time.
My freshman roommate watched a lot of Maury. It was on for the two hours she had between her morning and afternoon classes and we only had 5 channels. I don’t think her schedule synched up so she could watch it like that for the rest of college.
For some reason this made us sad.
Well, obviously it’s a hybrid from the words bisect and sexual, and it means you’re turned on by being cut into two pieces.
Wait, you didn’t? Pfft. At that age, even I knew bisexual meant you were attracted to bees.
I used to think that bisexual was someone who prefered to hire prostitutes to get their jollies.
That’s not a buysexual, that’s a rentsexual.
Originally posted:
February 27, 1998