I remember reading Jurassic Park as a teenager, with all its infatuation with spilling out of intestines and what have you, and my major takeaway being WAIT, THOSE CAN COME OUT???  THIS ISN’T JUST A JUDAS ISCARIOT THING????

Anyway, last year I got hernia surgery to put 6 inches of colon back inside me, so never let it be said that your nightmares can’t come true.