SO, GREAT, YOU HAD A BIGGER DING-DING THAN ME–
on February 2, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: An It's Walky! Prophylactique
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: inconvenience store
these guys are REALLY bad at sneaking into a store quietly to buy unmentionables
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They’re so bad at it, you’d think they’d never done it before.
STEALTH
All this fuss just to buy some condoms, I bet the store’s owner/
clerk heard all that and is going to offer them the biggest package of condoms just to make them leave.
The biggest package, huh. Is that the one with the highest number of condoms in it or the one with the largest condoms in it?
One giant condom.
Ok, Walky, you’re still calling it a “Ding-Ding”?
Ye gods. It’s amazing you figured out where to put it.
Brings a whole new meaning to “WingDings”.
I’m not sure we can be certain he did. Even beyond the very short span it lasted (hurr hurr), it would justify Joyce’s insistence on trying again.
*Plays Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-ling” on the hacked Muzak*
Joyce? Walky? For future (long-past?) reference, if you’d just walked in and bought them like it was no big thing, that clerk would have forgotten you in like five minutes. Now she’s going to remember you FOREVER.
And she’s going to tell everyone.
Part of that is going to be the… [spoilers]… not just the loud conversation and the condoms. ;D
I’m sure there might be a couple people in this store who didn’t hear Walky yelling about his penis size. If they were deaf maybe.
Im liking the range of facial expressions that Walking & Joyce are doing. I think that if I saw them with their dialogue blocked out, I wouldn’t know their specific topic, but I could read the kind of interaction they’re having & the variety of emotions that they’re running through.
This may be the funniest sequence in every iteration of canon.
Walky, size isn’t everything. For example, an inability to put one’s past penis in one’s present vagina is also something.