So, bro, where were you?
on June 8, 2015 at 12:01 amI assume Walkerton was never disciplined for going AWOL and his absence possibly contributing to the death of 15 agents. Oh well! *end credits scene*
I assume Walkerton was never disciplined for going AWOL and his absence possibly contributing to the death of 15 agents. Oh well! *end credits scene*
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Can’t read his poker face, because his mouth is too busy telling you everything.
That’s our Walky!
*musical sting as the credits roll*
I will repeat that comment when something really dark happens later on
I will hold you to that.
I just keep waiting for his inevitable conversation with Joyce, a little less hopeful each day that it will finally be the day he reveals that he knows who she is and whatnot.
Those 15 agents weren’t Walkertons, or even members of 128, so no one cares.
And what’s worse, Sal feels super bad about the whole mission despite having given her all the whole time.
Meanwhile Walky was nonchalantly sitting at home naked after going on his own stupid little field trip for his crush.
I guess those 15 agents where not in Walky’s Monkeysphere. Sal, however, made a habit of blaming herself for everything that happens to people around her.
Ah, a fellow reader of Cracked. Don’t have much else to say, but it’s always nice to see someone who appreciates the comedic stylings of “Sadly Without An Intimate Member.”
SEMME regulations clearly state that Named Agents can only be held liable for the deaths of fifty or more Unnamed Agents, barring extenuating circumstances such as reasons and things and occasionally monkeys
Also, they track the tally on their unhackable master computer to make sure no one tampers with it.
Becuase if the main character suffered consequences then… Then…
….
Why isn’t the main character suffering consequences?