Ripped away
on November 11, 2013 at 12:01 amJoyce has a personal definition of purity that doesn’t really withstand interacting with anyone as an adult.
Joyce has a personal definition of purity that doesn’t really withstand interacting with anyone as an adult.
Loading ...
Did this post early? Wait, of course it did…. Why?
The site does not seem entirely clear on when DST ends.
Woo! Early updates!
Is there a reason she couldn’t close her eyes and cover her ears?
Morbid curiosity, and its subsequent guilt-induced regret. Much like the actual deed!
She’s deeply stupid?
It’s Joyce, Doctor. JOYCE.
becuse her eyes would hurt and she’ll feel really sick due to her not able to control her movenments as well. and to cover her ears would cause her to hurl due to again spining
Really, they didn’t have any alien-alien porn? I’m sure that would be even more brain-breaking for Joyce.
Alien sex might look nothing like human sex.
Alien sex is just sitting around making pop-culture jokes.
Most Aliens die in coitus.
This explains so much.
Wouldn’t it just be Animal Planet, but with little (presumably green or grey) men/women/other. Huh. Have we even seen a female alien yet? Maybe it’s spores.
The Canada Incident involves a female Alien.
Is this what causes her amnesia at the beginning of IW!? Do the aliens break her mind with porn?
Nah, it’s not quite as silly as that. Close though.
I image the aliens could get the same results just by having Joyce read the Top 10 Wesley Pipes quotes.
Google that at your own risk, especially if you’re anything like Joyce.
You’ve been warned.
That was actually funny, good thing I am nothing like Joice, if you know what I mean…
To be fair, Mr Willis, most definitions of purity at the very least get eroded by such interactions at the very least.
Nope, alien porn won’t work on Joyce. She wouldn’t recognize it, Hell she probably wouldn’t recognize ‘people’ sex
I’m starting to think she’s not really watching porn. They’re just telling her it’s porn while they tuned the TV to The Interpretive Dance Channel.
Contrasting this with your later writings is quite amusing.
Oh the day’s when the worst thing in the world was watching Porn. Yeah I was on Joyce’s side pretty bad a while back but then being a Teenage boy and now a mid-20’s boy I kinda grew past that.
Wait, weren’t they supposed to be bringing a TV-VCR?
And oh, the trouble I was in after finding the one, precious, not really that much of a porno (more a sort of slightly sexed-up hack & slasher fantasy film) videotape that my parents hid in rather too plain sight (quite what their friends made of it being on the shelf…) in our lounge and played it, winding back and forth through the few little bits where you could sort of see some boobs and ding-dongs wibbling around… but forgot to eject and return it when it got to the end…
Probably wouldn’t even get a “teen advisory” sticker these days.
I think reading fanfiction as a teenager helped me a lot in this area
I know a few that would get DoADina aroused.
Originally posted:
April 20, 1999