Privacy
on July 22, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
I don’t know how Maggie did it, but she did it. I mean, uh, Joyce, wow! What an interesting made-up ability I crafted for you!
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Teleportation!
Telepootation
Tele-poo-toot-tion
Calling it: Anti-Joyce is back somehow, and she and Regular-Joyce are conspiring with each other to drive Walky nuts.
Now that Joyce is less uptight about sex, they actually can be friends. It’s like the end of Scott Pilgrim vs The World where he and NegaScott decide they have a lot in common.
One thing Joyce and Anti-Joyce have in common is that neither likes Walky’s obsession with pooping, so that’s what they decided to torment him with.
I guess their bathroom door doesn’t have a lock. I think all bathroom doors should have locks.
They are the kind of couple who don’t lock the bathroom door.
When we’re the only ones in our place, my wife and I are the kind of couple who don’t even close the bathroom door.
Lock? Pssh. I was already a little weirded out that she bothered to close the door in the past past strips, until I remembered Sal is still supposed to around. A lock would just be crazy talk.
Door closing alone is a hassle, I barely even do that unless Hubs is literally in bed (he’s closest to the bathroom)
Now you’re probably wondering “since when is teleportation a abductee power?” Well it’s not, it’s a Joyce power since she retains it in other universes: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/helping/
Didn’t know that trolling is an abductee power.
This is where my wife departs from her Joyce similarity. She’ll keep talking to me while she’s doing her business, and she’ll walk in on me when I’m doing mine. I have to specifically ask for privacy.
WALKY: “Witch! Wwwiiitch!
Maybe there are two of them.
Another Joyce clone? Which one has he been nailing then?
Both; he just doesn’t know it.
OKAY WHAT