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on December 14, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Wager
Location: Squad 128's apartment
“Now wait just one second… Joyce, why did you go through all that trouble to eat half Taco Bell’s menu if all you really needed to do to provoke a response is to CLAIM you took an impressive shit?”
“…oh, well, okay, that’s fair.”
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“Because what if he didn’t believe I made one and had to check it out for himself first??”
“what”
Originally posted:
March 28, 2002
Also,
Maybe he could smell if she was lying?
“Can you smell what the Joyce is cooking!”
Ohhh these two…
Because her claim is more believable if she actually did it? I don’t know.
I mean, it’s Joyce. She’s not exactly a poker player. A real one will be believed, a lie might not.
What a doo-fuss.
Yeah, he really expects people to listen to him.
No, I was talking about the fuss about doo.
Presumably it’s a more believable claim if he’s watched her devour Taco Bell’s entire menu first?
Also, is Taco Bell actually as grim as it sounds? It hasn’t made it over to the UK yet, and I thus live in blessèd ignorance.
It’s pretty cheap, but it’s not as bad as people say. If eating there once gives you bathroom problems, you’ve got other issues. If you gorged on it constantly, you might have issues. Of course, gorging constantly on any diet without sufficient fiber will do that.
It may also depend on how liberal you are with the hot sauce.
Also, since its introduction Baja Blast has played a not-insignificant role in the diuretic quality of a Taco Bell dining experience.