Okay, test scenario
on July 8, 2016 at 12:01 amI want to know who films these “So You’re Going To Be A Secret Agent” films for a top secret organization such as SEMME. Or is it more like The Office, where, like, Big Boss films them himself and it’s basically 15 solid minutes of second-hand embarrassment as Big Boss does his worst SNL skit reenactments?
I say “himself” because Linda Walkerton proooooooooobably hasn’t spent the day or so she’s been Big Boss refilming all of the suddenly-outdated portions of SEMME’s video material. But on the other hand, I guess Head Alien is dead, so what other Big Bossing does she have to do? Maybe earlier today she was standing in front of an old video camera in the parking lot, looking despondently at the camera, then back down at her script, muttering, “sweetie, Anthony, I loved you, but I am not going to say ‘cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger’.”
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It’s like a default in Powerpoint or something, just change the title
Maybe it’s like that Jubilee commercial tying into the latest X-Men movie.
That’s “Cheeseborger, Cheeseborger, Cheeseborger!”
Get it right, Linda.
BTW, I’ll just leave this here…
Joe would make a good James Bond. After all, they are both ladies man.
Originally posted:
October 20, 2001
Also,
I’m guessing it’s the same company who wrote “So you want to be a wizard.”
Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s what Joe would say even if he wasn’t working for SEMME
This begs the question of what the Britja training videos would be like. Would they have hired John Cleese’s training video company to make theirs?
Hello, I’m Doctor Mcninja
An actor friend of mine did, actually, do a training video for the FBI. Other than the scene he was in, he didn’t have the script, and he doesn’t have clearance to see the final product.
Sadly, it’s the biggest professional credit he has, and he can’t use it on his reel.
Well it’s not like Semme is really trying to stay secret. At least not seriously.