To be fair to Sal, it looks like she’s neither moving very fast right now nor like she’s carrying a ranged weapon herself. Quipping first keeps Jason from getting shot before she can drag herself over there. (Admittedly, superstrength means any of that rubble can be a ranged weapon for her, but it seems to already be doing an important job in keeping her standing, plus positioning would leave too much chance of crushing Jason herself. Best thing for everyone if Sal’s mental state doesn’t take the blow of killing yet another love interest because of an HA/seeing yet another ex get squashed into a pancake.)
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“The reports of mah death were greatly exagg’rated.”
More like somewhat exaggerated.
How what when where why
Did someone press Respawn or-
It’s
WalkySal!She found a small health pack, survived the afterburn, and dragged herself to the resupply cabinet with 1 HP left.
Why not walk?
It’s a lovely day.
She just stuffed her organs back in and duct taped over them, no big deal.
She hid herself while she tried to repair herself.
I recognize and appreciate this reference.
If anyone understands the power of ducktape it’s Head Alien.
You know, if that is/was the explanation (I honestly don’t remember), I would be okay with that.
What, no dramatic statement of Sal’s name this time? Jason and/or Head Alien II, I am disappointed in you.
*gasp* “Salvatore?!” Oh, wait. Only one of the minion aliens would say that.
Nooo Sal didn’t you learn nothing from watching the fight? Headshot first THEN quip!
To be fair to Sal, it looks like she’s neither moving very fast right now nor like she’s carrying a ranged weapon herself. Quipping first keeps Jason from getting shot before she can drag herself over there. (Admittedly, superstrength means any of that rubble can be a ranged weapon for her, but it seems to already be doing an important job in keeping her standing, plus positioning would leave too much chance of crushing Jason herself. Best thing for everyone if Sal’s mental state doesn’t take the blow of killing yet another love interest because of an HA/seeing yet another ex get squashed into a pancake.)
Love the callback.
“But then again… perhaps I have the strength after all.”
HAII really isn’t doing a good job of making sure the people he thinks he’s killed are actually dead.
You caught me monologin’!