Knock knock?
on January 3, 2017 at 12:01 amLook.
I know absolutely nothing about group sex, but
I’m not sure how often it happens while everyone’s holding up a convenient bedsheet in the middle of a living room.
And I think Sie–er, Tootsie’s face is, like, what, somewhere around Guns’ shins? Â Or maybe her fee– oh, dear, of course Tootsie has a foot fetish, okay. Â That’s explained. Â Moving on. Â And, um, I think Grace is just standing behind everyone watching. Â Which is fine, but maybe dial down the side-eye, I dunno. Â Maybe she’s back-seat driving Joe’s technique. Â And I have no idea what Marcie can be doing back there with no mouth. Â Maybe just lots of grinding. Â Grinding’s a thing! Â Sure. Â Okay.
I also really feel like the more I try to critique this, the more I prove that second line up there to be true.
Anyway, enjoy your probably extremely implausible rated-PG orgy.
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They should have hanged a “Busy” sign on the doorknob or at least locked the door.
Or put a sock on the doorknob, or stuck a chair in front of the door so it can’t be opened. They could’ve at least done something to keep people from opening the door.
maybe they like putting on a show
They might as well have a sign-up notice on the door.
A nice birthday panel, even though entirely by chance – thank you, Willis.
As for Marcie, one word: pegging. She even appears to be gripping something attached to her crotch. Doesn’t seem like it would be Joe’s thing, but my interpretation of a drawing doesn’t lie.
Why would she be grabbing it over the bedsheet?
For the same reason the bedsheet is there at all, I suppose. Because REASONS.
Also, ewwww. I’m reading this strip for the first time, and I was really expecting that Joe’s fantasy girl squad wasn’t going to turn out to be what he expected.
That’s why I remember this as the definitive Squad 48 comic. They’ve provided a lot of blunt innuendo prior to this, but that can always lead to an expectation subverting punchline (like that last one where they were talking about group wrestling, maybe they were actually talking about violent grappling?) but this is the one where we dispense with all the wink wink nudge nudge and see that yep, all five and Joe simultaneously, that’s what they’re into.
I figured they grabbed the sheet when they heard the door opening. Hence why Guns and Marcie are holding it up really awkwardly.
Sierra was so embarrassed at being caught that she dived behind the sheet head-first
Well, if she was *ahem* playing footsie with Guns at the time, of course her head’s still beneath the sheet. People hide. 😛
What I’m worried about here is where Guns’ Glocks are right now. And if they are loaded.
Maybe it’s a kink!
It’s a sexy stagehand kink. Intermission has started, the curtains are drawn, and it’s about to get down.
(As seen in Penthouse, Playboy, and The Old Prospector Narrates Erotica for the Blind.)
Comments like yours make me wish the comments had some kind of “like” or “kudos” function.
You know, I never realized how little sense this made.
I mean the orgy is completely implausible but I’m still sad for Joyce. Look at her face. ):
What orgy? They’re clearly having a doubles sack race.
Tootsie and Guns aren’t very good at sack racing, it seems.
Tootsie and Guns’ technique might be unorthodox, but they’re in the lead nonetheless. First at the lamp shade wins!
Sexily Originally Posted:
April 17, 2002
Is this the strip that killed the last of your fundamentalist following?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no
They still pop up in the DoA comments periodically, as apologists for Mary or butthole dad or demanding to know why all the Christians in the strip are villains. (Y’know, like Sierra.)
There was one I recall early on who had latched onto Joyce as his manic pixie dream girl for Christ waifu, apparently completely missing what DoA is about. During the party, he was fanboying all over Ryan – as clearly Joyce’s godly destined mate – right up until it became undeniably obvious that Ryan was a scumbag.
My favorite guy was the one who suddenly hated me back in Shortpacked! once I revealed Amber wasn’t a virgin. I had apparently ruined the character for him, and I think, after he’d read me since Roomies!, that was the final straw for him.
Sierra’s a villain?
how so?
That was sarcasm. Sierra’s maybe the least villainous character in the entire comic. And a Christian – she goes to the same church as Joyce and Mary. Somehow these dudes always overlook her.
…as well as Joyce, Becky, Billie, Danny, Agatha (though to be fair Agatha probably doesn’t fit their definition of “Christian”)… probably others whose religious views haven’t been established or whom I don’t remember offhand.
I say Willis, with his new expertise as an Internet pornlord, should redo panel 2 for his next “Welcome to the Fuckzone.”
I do wish he would revisit the Walkyverse more, especially since he’s already covered most of the main canon couples in the Dumbiverse.
and this is why 3D Twister never took off
*sigh* We’ve all been there, Joe.
You keep telling yourself to lock the door, but more and more girls join in and distract you.
Becky’s been there, anyway.
Is that a sheet, or a Twister mat? “Right boob green! Left boob red!”
This is no time for knock-knock jokes Joe!
*knock knock*
“CUM IN!!!!!!”
The second panel with the conveniently placed sheet over all six of them WHILE THEY ARE STANDING UP is hysterical. I’d say pretend its a parody of how in cartoons and movies there’s ALWAYS A SHEET when in real life, there rarely is, and call it good.
Seconded.
Man, it’s like no one knows how to play Co-ed-naked-blinds-up-curtains-open Twister any more. Did College in the eighties pass in vain?
You hold the sheet up angled to the window so that the people with binoculars across the gap to the Dorm’s second tower have to work to see nudity. Anyone who has at least one hand off the mat has to support the sheet-tent. If the sheet falls everyone drinks.
This is basic, people!
Guns Wins. She got the cutest girl & the best sex &, given that position, Joyce can’t prove that’s her.