It’s too LATE for apologies
on March 31, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Unmasked
Characters: Alan Rees, Dina Sarazu, Head Alien, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Linda Walkerton, Sal Walters
Location: Storage and Lockdown
first of all, that wasn’t an apology, that was alan blaming his behavior on sal sucking
second of all, man, i will quote transformers ridiculously even at the most important of moments, won’t i
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Now that song’s stuck in my head!
“It’s too late to apologize …. it’s too laaaaaaaaaaate…”
I was thinking “I’m not a monster Tom, well technically I am… I guess I am…”
Sal: It’s too late to apologize!
Will the Martians return? Of course they will. We haven’t seen the last of them, that’s for sure.
That’s the one.
Thank God she’s not too arrogant or anything.
third of all, did she just blast alan with her boobs?
Care Bear Stare!
Nice use of the Calvin and Hobbes typeface for sound effects!
This one made me laugh. Why so serious about the shirt Mr. Petshop Guy?
You can tell Joyce
Only once
My shirt is pressed.
Mr. Petshop Guy
What’re you DOING?!
This guy use to be a robot. Professor Tick Tock? Is that you?
Used to be a college student
CLANK!
Play with the guns
Complications
Social issues
Originally posted:
July 13, 2002
Also,
I’ll be there in–
Who WAS that kid?
But what can you do NOW?
I’ve got a shot in the dark.
BLAM! BLAM! CLUNK!
A short scene where a kid runs into the middle of an operation pursued by enemies and uses impressive acrobatics to dodge and evade, our heroes, the identified enemy, and the kid’s pursuers, as well as all shots fired from any said side.
Tabloid Today
Your second personality
Two words
Put your money where my mouth is
Oh. Hey.
Someone reports on Amazi-Girl in the tabloids; making a bet to sum the article up in two words, the tabloid salesperson wins, stuffs their mouth full of the customers’ money, and runs into a friend while doing so.
Am I the only one who thought Dixie Chicks?
I really hope tomorrow’s comic is titled for the last line rather than the first… I won’t be around to comment on it at the time, so I just had to say it today.
Yyyyy’know, Sal…
Talk like that? Generally a pretty sure sign of being a monster.
You let them go?
Sal, isn’t this TREASON?!
BLAM! BLAM! CLUNK!
College Ho!, page 8
Round One, page 9
Sal releases someone, betraying SEMME, and then as a fight begins we cut in a cliffhanger to college shenanigans!
That’s almost what happens, actually!
Final panel thought bubbles:
Joyce: “Oh no, this is terrible!”
Linda: “My poor girl. I’m going to have to end her.”
Joe: “Wow. Whoever writes her dialogue should be put in a sack and beaten.”
Tell her you’ll be honest
Then you try to talk her down
Tell her that she’s crazy
Didn’t think she’d turn around
And say
That it’s too late to apologize
“Ah’m the flood”
But do we all have to endure?