It’s not fair!
on September 29, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Best Man
Location: Charleston, South Carolina
You know, I like that we’re getting to see Joe and Jason bounce off each other. I just wish it was kind of on a different subject.
Meanwhile, Walky bounces off Jason the best.
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Walky giving no fucks in whipping it out
If he thinks he’s helping Jason in that way, it matters not.
According to Sal in DoA, Jason is quite capable of demonstrating a Big Chubby without assistance.
LEWD
Originally posted:
January 12, 2002
And my shipping of them continues.
Joe and Jason or Walky and Jason?
Walky and Jason
Walky Bounces Off Jason: A Slipshine Pornographique
threesome?
… i’m not sure if this is implying that Walky had a boner from watching Joe and Jason argue… or if Walky is just always chubby?
Chubby-on-demand capability.
At that age, it doesn’t take much, a light breeze is enough to set it off.
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
Realistically, though, what else would they talk about? Optimus Prime? Scones? Just finding common ground between the two characters is a bit of an achievement.
I met one of my long-term girlfriends by helping her get her stuff in her dorm room– I asked her out, she turned me down, but we got together later that day– and my soon-to-be-wife moved us to the dating phase by helping me get my convention stuff inside, so I can’t look down on Jason or Joe for seeing a cute girl in need of assistance and seeing an opportunity. As long as you don’t act like you’re entitled or like it’s a transaction or anything, it’s really not a bad way to get dates… and I feel like it’s a heck of a lot better than hanging out in bars. But then, I was never into drinking much, so YMMV.
“Big Chubby Crusade” is such a weird way to put it. Also, isn’t it just called a “chub?”
The last half of this comic is solid gold.
My head canon is that Walky unzipped his pants, put his hand down his pants, stuck his thumb through the zipper hole, & said “See, it’s like my thumb is my willy.”, after which, they both forgot the question.