Been writing Dumbing of Age for so long that the idea of Jason/Marcie is just…. what?  WHAT?  no.  No.


Also, dang, Jason, when this whole post-IW! stuff started, you went on about how you were doing this smartly and by the book and whatnot, but I’m pretty sure this means you’re bangin’ your subordinate.  That’s gonna require some paperwork!!!!