I hear there’s some webcomic where the geek married TWO hot chicks!

oh good your first line to the cashier is sexual harassment, of course it is, great work joe

and yes i’m sorry i’m going to be tagging the cashier, my apologies for the spoilers

i mean like you’re going to recognize her from dumbing of age anyway so she’s not like inconspicuous or anything

and also yes, the brand of his box of condoms is “Rigid Grill Structure” let’s not forget who’s writing this crap