I really like you as a friend, Joyce, but
on April 24, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: Gift of the Walki
Characters: Becky MacIntyre, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
“As-is, we can only go as far as friendship, Joyce, and I’ll need honesty from you if you want to go… further…”
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“HOW MUCH MORE TMI DID YOU WANT”
“What are you doing that sounds like angry cats?!”
“ok, let me get the toys”
… once, I actually did proposition a lady by suggesting that we go back to my apartment so that I could show her my strap-on (about which we’d been talking) and maybe demonstrate its use for her.
Sadly, she did not take me up on my offer.
Sounds like one hell of a segue.
I’m guessing Becky has never had a pet cat.
What kind of cat goes “*THUMPASPRUNG*“, anyway?
(Don’t answer that.)
My aunt’s cats kept jumping off the wardrobe onto the bed last time I was there. Maybe if two big cats did that while fighting…?
Tigger? Or maybe Hobbes?
Speaking of cats and banging against walls, my wife and I saw her cat give himself a concussion by turning around in a hallway (excited to be going to where my wife was walking and banging his head against a doorjamb.
The sound was almost sickeningly loud, he staggered for ten seconds, and I saw his eyes grow wide and unfocused.
1/5 stars. Would not recommend. We wonder if that’s why he’s not “right in the head” sometimes.
Eh, she’s gonna end up with Dina anyways.
“But… Dina’s dead”.
Love and too many minorities in one place can do anything, Joyce.
“Too many minorities in one place” would be a majority by definition.
What were we talking about again?
Read Shortpacked! till the end, and you’ll see 😉
we haven’t even seen the dog don’t bring in MORE pets