Man, life kinda sucks if you’re Tony, huh. And c’mon, Jim, help out a little.
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Man, life kinda sucks if you’re Tony, huh. And c’mon, Jim, help out a little.
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Hey, be easy on Jim, he’s skipped ahead in his life so much, he’s basically living a montage right now.
Was he an evil brain man all along?
So that’s what happened with Tony’s mom.
Why can’t Tony just knock Beef unconscious for a while?
Knocking someone unconscious without actually killing them or doing irreparable damage is hard.
Why is Jim grabbing his crotch? Michael Jackson impersonation? In the middle of a battle?
He has unexpectedly found this whole turn of events to be very…exciting.
And this is the most horrible thing no one is ever going to remember or care about from this point forward
I miss Tony in DoA. Even that bonus strip recently for being well done was kind of also salt in the wound on that one. I hate that most people remember him for being boring or being an asshole, when he’s actually a really compelling, tragic kid who tries so so so hard to live up to the expectations set up for him despite spending his entire existence having his head and body fucked around with by a megalomaniac alien that treated him like a favorite chew toy. And after all that, only to be followed around by buried skeletons like this one he couldn’t expose because he had a job to do and even then more of the same in returns on betrayals from people he thought he could trust.
Honestly? I kind of feel sorry that Tony isn’t in the cast of DoA, but at the same time I feel like maybe that’s the happy ending he deserves – free from all the drama and being jerked around, just living a normal life in the background.
Stop being hypercorrectionistic, Jason.
This is why having a hostage gives you a standoff, not a victory; if she actually shoots Jason, her life expectancy is going to be measured in seconds.