How rude
on December 13, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: What If...? Walky Went To College
Location: Denver, Colorado
And Head Alien II has found himself in his first alternate universe! There’ll be more. Here, the main event seems to be Walky versus Jason, with a Sal in the resurrection chamber. Wonder how that worked out!!!
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Jason must really be a badass in this universe if he can go toe to toe with an an abductee.
depends on the abductee
Jason is always a badass – and he regularly goes toe to toe with abductees. He tends to get his ass beaten, but he survives, and often even wins. THAT is true badassatude.
One of the many reason I friggen LOVE Walkyverse Jason.
**happy crush sigh**
… I mean, given HA II is around now, proooobably not well.
No red carpet entrance? No existential dread? No universe collapsing?
ooh, Denver
Walky: “I hate you! You killed my brother!”
Jason: “No, Walkerton. I AM your brother.”
Okay, so why did Sal throw HA2 at The Cheese? Did she think that would accomplish something or was she just being Sal?
I love that you used “being Sal” to imply screwing up.
Sal-ing. That’s a thing, right?
So throwing people at The Cheese sends them into alternate universes?
Isn’t throwing people at cheese some sort of meme? 😏
Throwing cheese at people is definitely a kink. Ala Roko’s thing with bread.
Did we ever see how things turned out in the universe we just left?
I don’t think we see it all, but again, given what we know happens next? Prooobably not great, I think.
Head cannon for this scene:
Walky: a sexually repressed christian youth abductee. Sal: Walky’s female evil clone. Jason: fell in love with Sal before she was murdered by a very confused Walky; Jason teams up with HA to bring her back. HA: still a jerk.
God knows what’s going on there.
Full House reference in the title