Hey, Walky. I didn’t know you came here.
by David Willis
on December 30, 2016
at 12:01 am
- Ha ha, suck it up, Walky, you’re “Walky,” now and forever.
- HEY LOOK, IT’S DANNY, DOES EVERYONE NOTICE THE DANNY, IT’S IMPORTANT TO RE-ESTABLISH THAT DANNY LIVES HERE, IN TOWN, FOR LATER REASONS, WINK WINK
- sorry about the nonzero amount of danny
- It took me a solid hour to figure out my own punchline here, before realizing it was Walky trying to excuse his way out of having to wash dishes, because if they’re easy, and you don’t do easy things, then you don’t wash dishes, tadaaaa
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Originally posted:
April 13, 2002
maybe, “ooo, really? Well WASHING DISHES IS SUPER EASY”?
Thank you for explaining that punchline. I’d had like fifteen years and hadn’t figured it out.
Lying naked in your own excrement may be easy, but it’s also pretty gross.
Not to mention how you’ll smell if you do that.
You know what else is easy? Ties.
Oh wait, shit.
Uh oh, looks like Danny’s haircut lost that party in the back. Little does he realize he was keeping all his guts in there.
I’m pretty sure “I didn’t know you came here” is what Danny uses for a pick-up line.
I took the punchline like “Hey, you know what’s easier than being a superpowered alien fighter who has to deal with complex human emotions? Being a bum who does nothing but watch cartoons and work part time in the back of a greasy spoon.”
I feel like it’s fairly straightforward and it’s weird to me that other people had problems with it.
Meanwhile, Danny and Walky living in proximity to each other threw me for years. Last I checked they lived far enough apart that Danny and Billie dropping in was a big dang deal! But no, Billie was visiting Danny in that one instance, was the thing, my mind forever glossed over that detail.
…does Joe not go outside ever? How do he and Danny not just run into each other?
This is Joe, dorming with attractive women and surrounded by alien tech. Why would he ever need to go outside?
I actually like dishwashing… but only with my dishes…
I’m… actually glad to see Danny.
…huh.