I’d like to think that we are the product of an intelligent design in the same way that a bulldog is. Was it deliberately designed that way? Yes. Was it a perfect design? Nope, far from it. Does it love us unconditionally even when it mistreat it? Yep. Therefore, it’s fit for purpose.
So… we started from good source material, but then we abandoned breeding for thriving traits, and started breeding for self-destructive or defective traits, and have the gall to act surprised when most of us turned out like unhealthy losers who dismiss important things and focus all our time and energy on useless things?
Issues list cont.
“Sugar and salt are tasty no matter if you have had enough”
“Emotional state prone to collapse over unchangeable things”
“Baby goes out through this“
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I hated that feeling.
I’m still pretty sure my cause of death will be choking on water because I don’t want to make too much noise coughing.
Not as embarrassing as some of the desths on this list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
For many years, auto-erotic asphyxiation was number one on my list of “Most Embarrassing Ways to Die”. Then I heard about “Mr. Hands”.
#2 on the list AGAINST “Intelligent Design”
“what’s #1” I’ll give you a hint, it’s about every month for uterus-havers
I dunno, I think “requires needless exertion to avoid atrophy” ranks way up there too.
I’m pretty sure “knees” and “back” are both highly ranked as well.
I’d like to think that we are the product of an intelligent design in the same way that a bulldog is. Was it deliberately designed that way? Yes. Was it a perfect design? Nope, far from it. Does it love us unconditionally even when it mistreat it? Yep. Therefore, it’s fit for purpose.
oh I will accept “Intentional Design”
“Intelligent”? FFFFF NO
So… we started from good source material, but then we abandoned breeding for thriving traits, and started breeding for self-destructive or defective traits, and have the gall to act surprised when most of us turned out like unhealthy losers who dismiss important things and focus all our time and energy on useless things?
I’d put my vote for “every fucking spinal problem”.
I think cancer is pretty high on the list as well.
“Overly sensitive exterior reproductive organ” for me.
My massive tits are my proof, given I’m transmasc.
You choose an surprisingly effeminate avatar for someone who wishes to present as male gender.
I mean, considering how easy it is to change that, vs for example, gender reassignment surgery…
Issues list cont.
“Sugar and salt are tasty no matter if you have had enough”
“Emotional state prone to collapse over unchangeable things”
“Baby goes out through this“
I think Willis is spying on me, because this legit happened to me and Mrs. Abides just yesterday.
(yes, I know this is a rerun)
More often than not when this happens to me it’s because I accidentally breathe in while I’m already trying to swallow food.
Originally Posted: March 24th, 2007