Let’s see.  Joe wants to design Transformers.  If this is 1999, that means working for Kenner.  Unfortunately, since this is 1999, Kenner’s being consolidated into Hasbro, who bought them years ago, so if Joe times it right, he can move to Cincinnati just in time to lose his job.


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