College Ho!, page 5
on September 14, 2012 at 12:01 amChapter: College Ho!
Location: Indiana University
The theme of this story is: Sal is horny.
If anyone can get through the third and fourth panels without getting “A Whole New World” stuck in their head, they are a better man or woman than I.
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Well I didn’t have it stuck in my head until you brought it up
Guh, I can’t think of anything else. #damnyouwillis
Neither can I. Thanks! Thanks a lot.
HA! I didn’t, but that sure cleared out the doggamn siamese cat song from Lady and the Tramp!
[I did typo, but fuck it, I’m leaving it]
You lousy motherfucker, I’m going to have to put a two hour death metal playlist on youtube now to try and erase that.
But even so, at the end, I’ll remember WHY I was listening to it…
Tetris Type-A will override your Disney songs, death metal, and anything else you care to listen to.
And god fucking dammit I just lost the game.
Oh God Damnit, Willis!
AHHH! Sudden, horrifying flashback to a hotel elevator in Mumbai that played “Its a Small World After All” in a thin electronic whine.
CONSEQUENCES!
Everybody take a shot!
No, don’t! It’ll end with a loveable depressive redhead dying in a car accident to save us all!
But really, what doesn’t?
And then she’ll be alive in another universe where she’s kind of a bitch
So here Sal wants to fix Danny, be appealing to his penis.
But Sal, inhabitions are what make ugly people wear clothes.
Statements like this always make me kind of want to slap the person who made them.
And inhibitions doesn’t have an “a,” in it.
Nope, no foreshadowing here. None at all. Move along.
If I wanted to be snarky, reductive and kind of inaccurate I could say that Sal’s entire character arc is about being horny.
And I do want to. So I said it.
Mmmmmmmm. Horny Sal. DAMN YOU WILLIS.
What was that about virgins getting deflowered by the fountain… hmmm…
I literally had to read back three times because my brain was insisting she was singing a whole new world and my eyes were insisting otherwise.
Now it’s stuck in my head AND I have a headache damn you willis
I can show you the world. Shining shimering…I didn’t think of it until now. Thanks Willis. Thanks Alot.
Joe: “Pompoms at 9 o’clock! I’m goin’ in” [winks]
Worse than an earworm is an eyeworm.
I was reading the first two panels, and then all of the sudden my eyes started seeing Sal’s nose as a comma. Now my brain keeps trying to read what her face is saying, and keeps coming up with “eye eye, mouth”.
Lol I didn’t even think about a whole new world until you pointed out XD
Well, I can honestly say I didn’t get “A Whole New World” stuck in my head. I was actually reminded of the dialogue in Aladdin’s “house” instead. (“People who tell you where to go and how to dress,” etc.)
Huh, I must be old – I read the comic silently, read the blog, then reread the comic and could barely keep the tune in my head.
…but I’d hardly say I’m a better person…
…oh gawd, that autoselected avatar. O_O
I don’t know if it’s perfectly wrong…or perfectly right, for me. 😉
(idle question – how d’y’all get yer Gravatar to be recognized on here? I’ve had mine for years… )
Wait… is this “Sal Walters” the equivalent of Sal Walkerton? *gasp*
I WAS MANAGING IT UNTIL YOU SAID THINGS.
Also. SAL. ;;;