Walky’s doing a heck of a lot of exposition for a DEAD GUY.


Here’s the Secret Origin of The Cheese!  A mysterious machine from thousands of years ago!  ….thousands, not millions, because i guess we’re not going to completely kneecap joyce’s current ongoing crises of faith too much…  But,  yeah.  That’s what The Cheese.  And just enough open-ended that I could choose to expand on it later, if I wanted to.  (I did not.)  Look, there’s an ancient soul-catching machine from galaxies away, buddy, that’s it.

Man, effin’ parents, you guys.  Always gettin’ all up in our fries.