Bunch of rednecks
on February 1, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: Danny's parents' house
Little town
It’s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say…
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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At least Joe made it a safe bet.
And the world says Fuck You too.
And everyone smiles.
For the next day dawns again.
Looking up the lyrics led me to a Lily Allen song.
Sounded fun.
Not sure if joking, but…the song is Belle (1) from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Up until, y’know, the swearing. lol
I think it’s from that Jafar musical.
Her face in the last panel frightens me.
Mary has looked into the oblivion… She insulted it for not meeting her bullshit moral standards.
I meant abyss, wow I must be tired.
I think we may have just seen an honest to god sphincter clench from Mary in that last panel.
Huh, if I’m not mistaken, Billie and Mary’s gravatar images come from this comic.
Sphincter clench…yup that about defines it.
Funny.
Go Billy and Danny.
MAKE ALL THE EYES RED
There goes the trucker with his beer, like always
The same old Skynyrd blasting loud
Ev’ry morning just the same
As the morning that we came
To this poor ol’ redneck town!
Look there he goes the boy is strange, no question!
Brooding all day, it’s uncanny!
Never part of any crowd,
‘Cause he’s always too damn proud!
No denying he’s an asshole, that Danny!
– Fuck you!
– Good day! How is your family?
– FUCK YOU!
– Good day! I’ll be your wife!
– I need a beer!
– That’s just too sinful!
THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS PROVINCIAL LIFE!
JUST WATCH IM GOING TO MAKE DANNY MY WIFE! ……
Now I want to hear the voice cast of DoA sing this.
This one’s pretty clearly Roomies-era Walkyverse, but I COULD WORK ON SOMETHING.
So, are Billie and Walky canonically from Evansville in the Walkyverse, too? Or is that a Dumbiverse addition?
Because if so, I must dispute Billie’s claim that Evansville is a real city.
They are.
I hope I’m not the odd person who thinks that commentary is a reference to Starkid’s “Twisted.”
la porte indiana is most definitively a redneck town
“Fuck you asshole, Fuck you asshole, Sincerely with Loooovvvveeee” – Lordi
Originally posted:
July 11, 1999