When I was a kid I remember there was a series of childrens’ books with each line of that song (or a copyright-friendly alternative, can’t remember for sure) as a book title.
At least if his ammo chamber were airtight, the dead monkeys would be desiccated rather than bloated and soggy. Or possibly bloated with the growth of anaerobic bacteria, in which case projectile botulism might make them a decent weapon after all.
I think the plan was to blow the door open by taking intelligent mammals, who were packed together in an ammunition chamber helplessly waiting to be used in this manner, and launching them against it with such force that both would be torn apart on the collision.
The joke is that instead water leaked in, so all the animals imprisoned in their chambers drowned one after another, and now their remains have become too swollen with water and gases from bacterial composition to serve as effective projectiles.
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wet fur, too, so gross =p
And just imagine having to clean out his ammo chamber after that.
Or any time, really..
This type of soggy won’t ever rule.
They absolutely may not.
Ooooo, I see what you did there, and weep as I am reminded that I can’t only browse 2 Willis webcomics a day, while soggies may or may not rule.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat…
Sounds like the start of a scary story.
Or quite an entertaining children’s story.
Or lunch at my house!
Summer camp lunchtime song, actually.
When I was a kid I remember there was a series of childrens’ books with each line of that song (or a copyright-friendly alternative, can’t remember for sure) as a book title.
At least if his ammo chamber were airtight, the dead monkeys would be desiccated rather than bloated and soggy. Or possibly bloated with the growth of anaerobic bacteria, in which case projectile botulism might make them a decent weapon after all.
So what was the plan if the monkeys were alive?
Monkeys have Martian DNA don’t you know!
I think the plan was to blow the door open by taking intelligent mammals, who were packed together in an ammunition chamber helplessly waiting to be used in this manner, and launching them against it with such force that both would be torn apart on the collision.
The joke is that instead water leaked in, so all the animals imprisoned in their chambers drowned one after another, and now their remains have become too swollen with water and gases from bacterial composition to serve as effective projectiles.
Pretty sure the joke is that it wouldn’t have worked either way.
But if it’s airtight it’s at least launching dry, non-soggy dead monkies. And we all know the Soggies are bad enough without our help.