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on November 17, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: What If...? Walky Went To College
Location: Denver, Colorado
Yeah, that’s, uh, some biology urban legendry there, Head Alien, but lil’ ol’ fundie Joyce wouldn’t know that, so it still works in the only way it needs to — psychologically.
anyway they banged
also hello…. mystery character who isn’t a mystery because tags
there’ll be a lot of that here
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haha weren’t we just asking about that
I kinda wish more was done with this mystery character
Ok, it works psychologically on Joyce, but why is Joe embarrassed?
I read his expression as not so much “embarrassed” as “WTF, dude?” Having an evil alien take any interest whatsoever in your love life has got to be a little creepy.
Yeah, ‘hey I’ve tailored my plans around your sexual experience or lack thereof’ is um. Creepy as hell.
I mean, it is creepy, but it’s Joe. He once ran after strangers making suckling noises. Maybe he’s learned more about where boundaries should be in this universe than at the comparable point in the other one? I guess that would be a good reason for Joyce to put up with him!
So the “mystery character” who’s in the tags didn’t die in this alternate timeline. That’s interesting.
I think she was resurrected by HA? It seems that in this timeline he holds Joyce with the same mixture of contempt-respect he had for Sal in the main timeline, meaning that he wouldn’t hesitate wasting a resurrection chamber on a nasty surprise for her.
And for some reasons she’s missing a part of her head.
I’m thinking this was less “martian resurrection chamber” and more “horrible cyber zombie”.
I mean, I could check and make sure, but I’d have to open my image folder, and that’s like four clicks too many. Also it isn’t a spoiler if I’m just guessing from the current image rather than checking to make certain.
Well, Joyce did kill her in the regular timeline with a headshot.
The tag kind of ruined the surprise. 😛
I thought that might be who it was before I checked the tag. Do I win a leftover burrito from Professor Doc’s fridge?
Not that the hymen is really a thing, but OW, does ripping the scab off it sound painful.
The hymen really is a thing…it’s usefulness as an indicator of virginity is what’s not.
Yeah – and they really vary wildly too.
If I ever had one, I broke it long before I ever had sex with another person. Same for my wife.
On the other hand, I had a friend in college who had to have hers surgically removed because a mere human penis couldn’t break it and any attempt to do so was insanely painful.
Hey I remember seeing fans discussing this mystery character!