Be done with these guys in like three seconds
on September 11, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Assorted Future Kids, Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Fake Rachel, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Monkey Master, Robin DeSanto, Sal Walters
Location: The Wedding Church
Nice for one guy to reach out to Joe to see if he’s doing okay!!!
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That’s Danny’s job, being the one nice guy
He’s a good egg.
Like a loser in Jeopardy, Joe’s face exhibits right now.
If only Walky can attack like in Hot Fuzz
Wow. With so many of ’em incapacitated in the space of one panel, Robin’s really taking the stage in the Future Kids Fight.
You might even say… the Representative from California has the floor.
“Sieg Heil” to the Head Alien Gasman
Army of brainwashed kids from alternate futures is your punishment
Took me a minute to realize that when Joe said “find your kids,” he meant this Danny’s non-future kids from this timeline, and not any of the brainwashed future kids who might be a Danny’s.
It is a bit eerie that a strip with dialogue about finding your family and getting them to safety should go up on today, of all days.
Why do I have a feeling Joe has something up his sleeve?
…for some reason the kid Sal is about to duke it out with in the bottom panel is giving be Danny x Amber vibes? Like, I genuinely don’t know why. I can’t think of any particularly strong identifying traits from either of them in the kid’s design.
It might just be my brain looking for DoA Easter Eggs and seeing ones that aren’t there, since part of the fun of the wedding is that the delays allowed for references to stuff that hadn’t been written when the wedding began.
This isn’t the best place to ask, but was the librarian closet in Shortpacked! ever explained? This comic is making me wonder if they were sexbots.
I mean, in a comic where you can literally buy male prostitutes off the shelf at Walmart, does a closet full of sexy librarians really need an explanation?
In terms of why Joe would have such a closet, it’s probably that losing Rachel and not knowing if she was alive or dead for such a long time caused him to regress into his old habits as a coping mechanism.
You know, Joe’s advice to Danny here is probably what anybody who’s not a former member of SEMMF should be doing at this point.
Soemthing tells me Joe is about to nuke the entire church