All we have to do is find a Bible
on November 14, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Missionary Position
Location: Joyce's parents' house
See, here’s using what you know critically! Joyce knows that once she saw Joe, she remembered everything about him and that segment of her mindwipe was restored. So, y’know, just find a Bible, right? Wacky hijinks sneak-sneaky time!
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I don’t know, I’ve heard that reading the Bible tends to cause believers to become atheists. There’s some pretty fucked up stuff in the Bible.
Our philosophy professor used to be a minister and used a lot of counterarguments to Christian points of view… he finally admitted in the last class that he was agnostic.
The smartest professor I had in Bible college (shut up) taught a class on the accuracy and historicity of the Bible. A couple of semesters after I took his class, he came out as agnostic and denounced the bullshit he’d been teaching. It was such a scandal.
Having come out of all that nonsense myself a few years later, he’s retroactively my favorite college prof. (Or maybe it’s a tie with the Korean-American music prof who’d once been fired from another Christian school for dressing up as the rapper Nelly for Halloween.)
“I love all my creations equally, but I love you guys a little bit more so if you march around that city for… let’s say about a week, I will make the walls crumble so you can massacre every man, woman, and child other than that one lady who helped you spy on the city for whatever reason.”
And then there’s…
“Wait, you didn’t kill _all_ the cattle? Oh, you’re in for it now.”
“Oh, you saw the Ark of the Covenant falling and tried to steady it? HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! I’LL KILL YOU!”
“I know you’re faithful to me, but I’m not sure if you’d be as faithful if I treated you worse… so I’m going to hurt you now.”
Am I the only one who sees parallels between the abrahamic god and an abusive spouse?
“You took a census of your own country? BOOM a bunch of your people are dead now.”
“You have faith and you’re content with your lot in life? Well I’m gonna send the devil to kill all your family and destroy your property and then I’m gonna get defensive when you question me on it.”
“Invading a new country and thinking about exercising some mercy? NOPE, gotta kill all the kids too.”
We can blame Joe for not knowing better, despite holding the book in his hands, but it’s Kama Sutra…
…then again, maybe it is karma XD
Did Willis just do a quick edit of this old strip?
http://joyceandwalky.com/d/20020227.html
You tell me.
Must stay strong…
Must not click the next link…
It wouldn’t be so bad. It’s been out for over a decade. You’d be better able to enjoy Willis’s commentary with a fully formed opinion.
Don’t you think?
He used the Comma Sutra for proofreading reference.
haha I interfered in TWO Willis strips!
Carma?
Well, it is a bible. sort of.
It’s just that it’s Joe’s bible.
The Naughty Bible.
Originally posted:
February 27, 2002
For future posterity, the original had Joe say the “Karma” Sutra. This has een sligthly edited to correct the mistake.
This whole storyline is gold.
AAGH your advert cycle had something for Mormon.org D=